Heaven Help Us All

I'm admittedly one of Kanye West's biggest fans, but I think that he crossed the line with this article. For those who care not to click the link, it says:

West: 'I should be in the Bible'


Cocky rap star Kanye West is calling for a revised edition of The Bible, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The Jesus Walks hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards on Wednesday night, feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

He says: "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."


Okay, Mr. West. We get it. You're a piece of genius. THIS, however, is not a way to profess it. For that, you get:

-B