To Be True

Things I noticed at the club last night:

• Most people only sweat the DJ because they got a new record or they want VIP-ish access.
  
• Women can be some HATERS in the club.
  
• NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SKILL TO DJ!!! Just hopping on the mic and the crossfader doesn't make you a DJ.
  
• Women don't like being filmed, but will crack up at you filming somebody else.
  
• If you feel that you just HAVE to get on the mic to make your club appearance whole, you are begging for attention.
  
• Trying to grind on ass is a dance that will NEVER go out of style.
  
• Most people in a club have ZERO respect for the next man's belongings.
  
• Liquor makes people do some crazy things.
  
• My theories are correct.
  
• DJ is another name for coat check.
  
• In most instances, a pretty woman will think she can have her way just because she's pretty.
  
• Keeping your ears open=wise move.
  
• Every club nite has at least one sausage fest time period.
  
• People remember the frequent visitors.
  
• NOTHING (not man nor weather) can come between a woman and her desire to look cute.
  
• These same women actually believe that they can dress skimpy and expect men to "look but don't touch".
  
• On a big night, Category 3's should stay home.
  

-B