I Got To Tell Somebody

These damn small towns!! I'm on my way to Dallas, en route to Monroe, LA. In order to get there, I had to pass through a city called "Olla" (pronounced ahh-la). The speed limit before Olla was 65, so I'm going 63. Then, suddenly, the speed limit drops to 45, and there's a cop waiting by the sign for me, so of course, 63 in a 45 is ticket-worthy. So, I have a souvenier from the city of Olla, LA. Lesson (besides invest in a fuzz-buster)? If you can avoid the small cities, do so. You'll be glad you did when you see no tickets paid in your bank account and no tickets on your driving record or insurance premium increases. Damn small towns and their speed traps. Make me sick. SHIT!!!

-B