I'm a Bachelor

Working hard at all that I do, I am a single man out in the world
No wife, no woman, no kids, no dog, I am an eligible bachelor
A good package am I, I'm on display in the finest bachelor boutique
Many people with will pass by, pointing and checking their purses
Seeing if they have enough to pay for the blessing that is me
Heaven-driven and beautiful with the chivalry like a bachelor knight
Educated and employed, the sexiest of voices and lips like pillows
A tender touch and a wizard with his hands, my model is in demand
It seems that many would like to have the bachelor as bids come in
Not enough, though, it would seem, as another day goes by, single
I come to my sanctuary, where I am greeted by my bachelor's degree
I smile as an accomplished BMW should, smile bright as headlights
Sometimes I sit and wonder about the day I am taken off the market
When I finally find a woman, my woman, and build up a life together
But as for now, I am unhinged, unattached, unfettered, and single
Another day goes by with me a bachelor in every sense of the word

-B