P-ssy Control

So, I'm watching a scene from a movie (yes, it was pornographic), and I witnessed a phenomenon that is colloquially called "queefing." For those that don't know, there are times when the vagina develops an opening which allows air in. When there is intercourse, the in and out motion can create an air pocket. When that air is released, it is released in the form of a queef, or p-ssy fart. When I first heard it, I thought something was wrong with the sound (as I heard of these queefs in schoolyard tales and Ying-Yang Twins songs). I played it back and heard a distinct "PFFFFT!!" and figured she had queefed. I spoke with some vaginal dignitaries that I knew (one of which is an OB/GYN nurse), and I got the "it can be a good or bad sign" conclusion.

That got me to thinking: how does one take it when it happens while THEY'RE doing it? Do you get turned on from making her vagina make a strange sound, or are you offended because her vagina may be used to bigger penises than yours? OR, do you get to thinking that the vagina is just stretched out from overuse? More than likely, men could use it as a rite of passage to brag, similar to the breaking of the hymen gives the whole "I hit it till it bled" thing breathing room.

Me personally, I have no idea how I would interpret an act like that. I guess it's definitely one of those water testers. Just sitting here thinking of a way to finish this blog has me utterly baffled. I don't know how I would react. I just.....don't know.

-B