Heaven Help Us All

I just witnessed coonery of epic proportions. As per a friend's coersion, I got to ear hustling on a conversation that was going on between 2 people we'll call Guy X and Girl X (with their knowledge, of course). The two X's were getting to know one another and things were going fine. Then, Girl X's baby started crying in the background, which of course prompted a "yo baby cryin'" response from Guy X. The conversation shifted from the two of them to the baby. In the middle of the baby talk, a woman we'll call Girl Y jumped in the convo. Guy X asked Girl X how old her baby was, to which she replied "18 months." At this time, Girl Y yelled "MY BABY 2 YEARS OLD, I BET SHE COULD BEAT YOURS UP!!!" At that point, I hung the phone up and went for a walk. Girl Y couldn'tve been more than 17-18 by the voice. I'm just...I'm at a loss. That DEFINITELY deserves a:


-B