Naked Truth

It's often been said that "you ain't gotta lie to kick it." When I ask men and women what they are attracted to in regards to the opposite gender, 90% of the time, the word "honesty" will come up. However, I see that there is a bit of modification to that policy when it concerns those that you don't see yourself with on a long-term basis. It seems fairly accepted to lie to these people to some degree, because hey, what have you got to lose, right?

I say this with the concept of "cut buddies" in mind. For those not hip to it, a "cut buddy" is a friend that you have for the primary purpose of sexual gratification. I tell you what. Let's expand this a bit. Let's expand it to anybody looking to engage in sexual encounters with someone for the first time. You meet them or talk to them and you get the sales pitch. "Baby, I'm THIS long and I can go just as long," or whatever their "my dick is big" schtick ends up being. Ladies and all this "lift up," "push out," wires, padding, tissue, etc. that are in the clothing.

Things go well, one thing leads to another, and the clothes come off. Then, you see the REAL them and are drastically let down. All of a sudden, his penis and that Trojan Magnum is like a hot dog in a hallway, or her breasts are scraping against the ground. Stuff is all out of place, their pubic area is a friggin' FOREST, and we're not gonna talk about the SMELL. At this point, you're left with a decision. You can either have sex with them ANYWAY since you've gotten this far and talk about them afterwards, or you can just stop it right there. OR, it can be that they're fine, but they talk about how the dick/coochie is on fire and will put you to sleep or whatever, and the whole process ends up being 5 mins. start to finish.

Either way, the long-term outcome is not what you wanted. You wonder why they felt the need to lie. It goes back to the "whatever is in the dark will come to the light." To me, it seems like a lazy ass lie. I thought the point of a lie was to mask something so that the truth would NOT come to show its face. A lie about sexual performance, if pitched correctly, could potentially lead the person to want to give your merry-go-round of love a ride around. What good does it do you?

A meeting is like an interview. Your goal is to present yourself as positively as possible without over-embellishment. Just like a potential employer can spot a large amount of bullshit, so will she when you disrobe or your minute man status becomes known. First impressions are key, and a bad one could haunt you, because as small as the world is, you never know who knows who. It's one thing if you aren't all that and DIDN'T hype yourself up, but going up professing to be like Daddy Long Stroke and you're more like Daddy Long Nope makes you not only look like a fraud, but can be a serious deal-killer.

So, what's the moral of the story? Do you, but know your strengths and weaknesses, and don't act like you are weakness-free or claim that your weaknesses are strengths. Lying about the flesh right before acts of the flesh make no sense. Then, there are hygiene things you can do to take care of a potential weakness. You smell like a sweaty scrotum, don't put on your club clothes and go out as SOON AS you come from playing ball. The chances of you meeting someone who's into freakiness like that is SLIM to none. Routine washings can keep potential gential fungi away! Don't brag on your performance, either. You never know when you meet someone that DOES have that fire and puts you out of your misery soon as you get in it. Sure, you're satisfied, but the chances of a repeat performance is SLIM.

Saying nothing about it keeps the aura of mystery about it, so it's a fresh adventure. If someone's hyped me up about a movie, I wouldn't want them to tell me ALL ABOUT THE MOVIE THEN TAKE ME TO SEE IT!! It WILL be boring, because there's nothing to look forward to, save a few of those visual "I told you so's" here and there. Sexual resource fibs are castles of sand, and that wave of sexual excitement can send that thing crashing down. Besides, the day eventually comes when someone lies to you!!!

-B